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A broker was dismayed when a brand new real estate office much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST AGENTS.'

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST COMMISSIONS.'

The broker panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own real estate office. It read: 'MAIN ENTRANCE'

 

Murphy's Lesser-known Laws:

• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

• He who laughs last..... thinks slowest.

• Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

• Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

• The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

• When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

• If the shoe fits.....get another one just like it.

• The things that come to those who wait ......will be the things left by those who got there first.

• Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

• The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

• A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.